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metalliq:

 

metalliq:

 

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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

«You must be prepared to work always without applause.»

-Ernest Hemingway (via thelittlephilosopher)

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«I was on fire
and you used me
to light your cigarette»

-dulldrops (via itll)

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snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

guy:

when ur parents introduce u to their friends

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carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into itif it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us
i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy
the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us

i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy

the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

(Source: airvei)

«Make damn sure what you’re waiting for, is worth the fucking wait.»

-(via 6xi)

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«eh whatever it’ll be fine»

-me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblackman)

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